bewitched, bothered and bewildered

after one whole quart of brandy

like a daisy

i'm awake

with no bromo-seltzer handy

i don't even shake

men are not a new sensation

i've done pretty well i think

but this half-pint imitation

put me on the blink

i'm wild again

beguiled again

a simpering

whimpering child again

bewitched

bothered

and bewildered am i

couldn't sleep and wouldn't sleep

when love came and told me i shouldn't sleep

bewitched

bothered and bewildered am i

lost my heart

but what of it?

he is cold i agree

he can laugh

but i love it

although the laugh's on me

i'll sing to him

each spring to him

and long for the day when i'll cling to him

bewitched

bothered

and bewildered am i

he's a fool and don't i know it

but a fool can have his charms

i'm in love and don't i show it

like a babe in arms

love's the same old sad sensation

lately i've not slept a wink

since this half-pint imitation

put me on the blink

i've sinned a lot; i'm mean a lot

but i'm like sweet seventeen a lot

bewitched

bothered

and bewildered am i

i'll sing to him

each spring to him

and worship the trousers that cling to him

bewitched

bothered

and bewildered am i

when he talks

he is seeking

words to get off his chest

horizontally speaking

he's at his very best

vexed again

perplexed again

thank god

i can be oversexed again

bewitched

bothered

and bewildered am i

wise at last

my eyes at last

are cutting you down to your size at last

bewitched

bothered

and bewildered no more

burned a lot

but learned a lot

and now you are broke

so you earned a lot

bewitched

bothered

and bewildered no more

couldn't eat

was dyspeptic

life was so hard to bear

now my heart's antiseptic

since you moved out of there

romance

finis

your chance

finis

those ants that invaded my pants

finis

bewitched

bothered

and bewildered no more