vibrator queen
david allan coe
well she ordered it from a magazine
i guess for about ten bucks
and it came by special delivery
in a plain brown cardboard box
well she opened it and inspected it
well she went and dipped it in her crisco can
and turned that sum-a-bitch on
well she hummed and a wiggled
collapsed into utter pleasures
she's in love with a machine
she swears it's an american dream
ac/dc try it and you'll see
it's guaranteed to make you cream in your jeans
well she fell in love with what she had bought
a 12 - inch wonder that the mailman had brought
but through her love she could not see
what a terrible fate there was to be. well she found her answer to all of her dreams
in a battery operated sex machine
man nor beast could take it's place
she was destined to die with a smile on her face
she's in love with a machine
she swears it's an american dream
ac/dc try it and you'll see
it's guaranteed to make you cream in your jeans
one day while she was in the bath
to do her thing in the water
she paid no mind to that caution sign
that old ac current got her
they can still hear that dildo a hummin
but 'at's when i realized she cant be dead
hell! her ass must still be cummin
she's in love with a machine
she swears it's an american dream
ac/dc try it and you'll see
it's guaranteed to make you cream in your jeans
she's in love with a machine
she swears it's an american dream
ac/dc try it and you'll see
it's guaranteed to make you cream in your jeans