video game legends, vol 2

good guys are overrated

man!

i mean look at this out-of-work plumber

who spends less time saving the girl

than he does munchin' on mushrooms!

ha

no surprise there. you must be trippin' out your mind

if you're gonna mess around with bowser

the fire-breathing king koopa

screw your flower power

step in his castle

you'll get bashed

burned

beat and destroyed

i mean

he's the only reason mario is even employed

i smell some mortal kombat goin' down

if you pick a fight with shao kahn

then he's gonna smack you around

with his wrath hammer

now there's a weapon that you should fear

finish him!"