virgil and the moonshot

well

ol' virgil always was a clown

dumbest man in our hometown

but somehow

he got hired out at the nasa base

and then one day

against all the rules

while cleanin' up a space capsule

he closed the hatch and started playing man in space

he put a spacesuit on and sat right down

started flippin' switches and messin' around

a siren started blastin' and a green light was flashin' ready"