voice mail #1

speak. that was a very loud beep

i don't even know if this is working

mark

mark

are you there?

are you screening your calls?

it's mom

we wanted to call and say we love you

and we'll miss you tomorrow

cindy and the kids are here

send their love

oh

i hope you like the hot plate

just don't leave it on dear

when you leave the house

oh

and mark

we're sorry to hear that maureen dumped you

i say c'est la vie

so let her be a lesbian. there are other fishies in the sea

love

mom!