voicemail (skit)
Singer:caskey
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press one. to manage your greetings
press - first saved message: yo dog
if i ever see you in the streets
i'ma show you how i do it
dog. bring the cool bar to your face
fucking with my girl last night. i heard
dog. i heard you took her out there. you took her down to the places i don't ever wanna see her go. i know it
i mufucking touch yo' life
dog. i will fucking come at you like a wild chimpanzee
i don't give a fuck. i'm all fucked up on this goose
dog. smoking blunts 'til i die
ya know what i'm saying? i could rap too
you think you some cool rapper
you could fuck everybody's girl
dog? that shit ain't true
pimpin'. how i turn this shit off my phone
next - message erased. next message: yo homie
heard you were chilling with my girl the other night. uh
if you wanna give me a call back
you could tell me what that's all about because i heard that you stuck your dick inside of my fucking girl
you wanna do your little - i know you're a rapper and all that shit
you got this music and all that shit
you think you can get any girl you want. well bitch
you can't. that's my girl. she might've fucked you that night
but. you know who she's coming home to? me. yeah
message erased. next message: oh
so you don't wanna answer my calls
you don't answer. i call two times
you don't answer. this my third mufucking time
i see how it is. i really didn't wanna take it here
but i guess i'ma have to take it here. my girl