waffle woman

at breakfast in belgium

on our honeymoon

she says i'm poppin' out for shoppin'

i'll be back soon

where the 'eck have you been

i guessed where she'd gone

she burped and cried as she denied

her waffle addiction

i

i

i wed a roly poly

i

i

i wed a roly poly

waffle woman

what a sight

where did you get that appetite

waffle scoffing

scoffing waffles night and day

she was such a shapely spouse

until she hit that waffle house

her belly burst and blew her blouse away

waffle

waffles

waffles

one waffle week later

she's in for a shock

she's a pig

buttocks so big

they won't fit in her frock

she resembled kate moss

slim and trim

skinny

she became fatty bum bum

she's two tonne tessie

i

i

i wed a roly poly

i

i

i wed a roly poly

there's no need to fret

she said don't forget

when i get on me crash diet

no more

waffle

recipes

it's low calories for me

in a belgian bistro

we bid out fond farewells

she got so wide

she's stuck inside

abandoned in brussels

i

i

i wed a roly poly

i

i

i wed a roly poly