wag the dog

now you can do the watusi

you can do it if you try

any puppy dog or pussy

can do the jerk or do the fly

now you can do the wooly bully

but can you pull the wooly wooly

can you wag can you wag the dog

you got the shimmy and the hustle

it's all the rage downtown

yeh you don't have to have the muscle

to get into the mess around

'cos you can do the wooly bully

but can you pull the wooly wooly

can you wag can you wag the dog

so make him sit make him stay

come to heel go play

roll him over lie still

make him go kill attaboy

wag that dog baby

you have had the duck and mashed potato

funky chicken on a roll

move on up a little later

to the monkey and the stroll

now you can do the wooly bully

but can you pull the wooly wooly

can you wag can you wag the dog

now go bow bow wow wow

now go woof woof woof woof

yeh that's right wag the dog

the locomotion boogaloo

the hully gully and the limbo too

wag that dog

yeh hitchhike for me baby

now we're barefootin'

the funky funky penguin

that's the bug and that's the frug

yeh but can you wag

wag the dog can you wag the dog

wag the dog can you wag the dog