wanna b ur lovr

i don't have a library card

but do you mind if i check you out?

i like your skeletal structure

baby

you're an ectomorph

no doubt

your face is real symmetrical

and your nostils are so nice

i wish that i was cross-eyed

girl

so i could see you twice

girl

you smell like fritos

that's why i'm giving you this hungry stare

you're so hot

you're gonna melt

the elastic in my underwear

i'll bet you're magically delicious

like a bowl of lucky charms

you'd look like venus de milo

if i just cut off your arms

what i'm tryin' to say is. i wanna be your lover

baby

i need somebody to love

you know i just wanna be your lover

baby

now

i need somebody to love

ooh hoo hoo

ooh hoo hoo

ooh hoo hoo

hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

ooh hoo hoo

ooh hoo hoo

ooh hoo hoo

hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

do you believe in love at first sight

or should i walk by again?

my love for you'd like diarrhea

i just can't hold it in

stop

drop and roll now

'cause baby

you're on fire

i'll bet your outfit

makes a lot of noise in the drier

you're absolutely perfect

don't speak now

you might spoil it

your eyes are even bluer

than the water in my toilet

say

has anyone ever told you

you've got yugoslavian hands?

no

of course not

that would be stupid

just forget i ever brought it up

the point i'm trying to make is. i wanna be your lover

baby

i need somebody to love

you know i just wanna be your lover

baby

now

i need somebody to love

ooh hoo hoo

ooh hoo hoo

ooh hoo hoo

hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

ooh hoo hoo

ooh hoo hoo

ooh hoo hoo

hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

i wanna be your krakatoa

let my lava flow all over you

i wanna be your anaconda

and your heat-seeking missile too

i wanna be your beef burrito

am i making this perfectly clear?

i wanna be your love torpedo

are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?

uh huh

i hope i'm not being forward

but do you mind if i chew on your butt?

you can tell me truthfully

am i a steamin' hunk of love now

or what?

there just aren't enough o's in smooth"