wario wrecks e3

it's a wretched tuesday morning

and i'm showing off my games!

but it looks to me like no one gives a care. what is everybody playing? i'll take a look inside!

what could be better than my wario ware?

each attendee is wearing an official plastic pass

i'm the only one without one at e3!

but maybe i could borrow someone else's for a while

since the greatest things in life are always free!

everybody's flocking to nintendo!

no one wants to play my rotten games!

how could everybody leave to play nintendo?!

my business is going down in flames!

i'll chase out every person! i'll evacuate each line!

i'll take nintendo's fans and i'll make them all mine!

then my booth will be swarming! everyone will want to play

all my mega-micro titles and my pick-the-nose game!

i'll take this controller and find out what seems so fun-

but no doubt

my games are better

cause i'm number one!

but i'll play this game a minute

just to point out all the kinks. then i'll turn around and laugh and say

this game really stinks!"