washin' n wonderin' (bumper to bumper version)

this just in

where to begin

grin and bear it

it's bear and grim

adoration

titillation

i'm a victim now

because she's figured me out

she lights my candle

she has a handle on me

it's goin' well but i'm scared as hell

that she'll figure me out

she thinks it sacred

to be naked

but i don't care

she's had me there

you see she's figured me out

and i want to shout

at the top of my lungs now

but oh my god

if she hears me she'll come runnin' in

these are my hands

these are my faults

these are my nasty little thoughts

i wrote em down for you to contemplate

at a later date

well the word is out

what's it all about

doubtless shady

no shadow of doubt

in moderation this sensation would be fabulous

but she's figured me out

she's in my shower

for an hour

she's just washin' n wonderin'

and trying to figure me out

well

you're out there

just stay out there

i won't hear but be careful man

hey careful man

and i'm sleeping now

you'll be creeping round

just when i was on to something else

that's when she figures me out