washington square

correspondents, the

your best friend asked if i am straight or gay

i can understand the question when i dance this way

straight i said

he said that's okay

some other little something might be coming your way

a little while later and up you slide

sipping on your drink

i'm making moves on the side

i've got to impress her with my mating routine

show her something no new yorker will have ever seen

so i pull out the peacock knees of surprise

she laughs and tells me that i sprayed sweat in her eyes

i apologise

stand still on the spot

she puts her hand on my back and says wow you're hot

you turn me on

you turn me on

you turn me on

you turn me on

you turn me on

you turn me on

you turn me on

you turn me on

you turn me on

you turn me on

you turn me on

it's as clear as the ice melting in my glass

there was no need for questions to be asked

hear the how d'you dos

why d'you dos

political views

you've heard the news

the

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