waste of time and money

once i saw the galaxies in your jack and coke eyes

and the sacrificial temple where your monster always dies. once i wrote a gospel out of every word you say

and now you're on the front page of the usa today. cutting to the front of the line i find my mind

is no place to raise a family. and i was looking all over for you

baby. you were always right in front of me. and tonight i'm declaring your love to be a waste of time and money. once i raised alpacas with your pet komodo dragon

while i was eating cardboard in my father's station wagon. once i sold everything i owned to buy you a diamond ring

and now you're over at cnn sitting down with larry king. after 5 bottles of wine my friends opine that i should consider therapy

but they've clearly never been with you

baby

they don't know about the things that you've told me

and tonight i am declaring my life is a joke no longer funny. all publicity is good publicity

when you sell your conscience in this city

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