watch me as i fall

i am a puppet on a string

i am the worst thing worst thing you've ever seen

i am impossible to believe

i'm pulled by gravity shocked by my depravity

i'm irrational i'm illogical hypocritical a bleeding heart liberal

i'm an alien dressed like gideon i'm a malcontent

a thorough modern idiot watch me as i fall

i am humble i am vain

what motivates me something i can't explain

i am outrageous and insane

i'm fueled by gasoline

alcohol and nicotine

i'm an honest hypocrite imploding modern idiot

i am a slave to my abuse convicted caught with no excuse

i'm pathetic apathetic disillusioned disconnected

i am lost i am free i'm impossible to believe

a walking chemical statistically impossible

a thorough modern idiot watch me as i fall