watergun

i cut my pretty boy hair

what does that make me

i'll probably die in la

i miss the sound of my phone

hate the tone of your voice

the neighbor's dog

won't stop talking to me

give me a new year's kiss

singing in the rain

talking like an atheist

in the information age

i don't wanna be the only one

taking shots from a plastic water gun

i don't wanna be the only one

taking shots from a plastic water gun

i'll get a brand new job

one with a 401k

just give me something that pays

i'll lease a honda accord

i hear the mileage is great

it's time i go with the grain

i doubt that i'll be missed

i've got nothing left to gain

talking like a masochist

'cause you know i like the pain

i don't wanna be the only one

taking shots from a plastic water gun

i don't wanna be the only one

taking shots from a plastic water gun

i wanna get drunk

daddy

drive me down to santa fe

i got my teeth stained

baby

from red wine and cigarette

but

i get high every morning

listening to sugar ray

i guess you're too cool

honey

but that's just not that interesting

to me

to me

give me your christmas list

i don't care what it is

talking like an anarchist

every time the cubs don't win

i don't wanna be the only one

taking shots from a plastic water gun

i don't wanna be the only one

taking shots from a plastic water gun