waterproof

the rain just falls off of me

the tears just fall off of me

'cause i'm waterproof

i'm waterproof

the barometric pressure has no relevance to me

the rain just falls off of me

the tears just fall off of me

'cause i'm waterproof

i'm waterproof

the pressure you're exerting is irrelevant to me

umbrellas waving

the streets need paving

the rain runs down to the sea

but i'm indifferent

for me it's different

it's all bahamas to me

the rain just falls off of me

the tears just fall off of me

'cause i'm waterproof

i'm waterproof

the barometric pressure has no relevance to me

the skies are starting to cloud up

but that won't slow me down

your eyes are starting to well up

but that won't bring me down

the skies are starting to cloud up

but that won't slow me down

your eyes are starting to well up

but that won't bring me down

bring me down

completely dry

dry as a navajo in august

see the sky

the mothers just sigh

send children inside

hey

mama

you lied

the skies are starting to cloud up

but that won't slow me down

your eyes are starting to well up

but that won't bring me down

'cause i'm waterproof

i'm waterproof

the barometric pressure has no relevance to me

the skies are starting to cloud up

but that won't slow me down

your eyes are starting to well up

but that won't bring me down

'cause i'm waterproof

i'm waterproof

the pressure you're exerting is irrelevant to me

i see you crying but i'm not buying your meryl streep mimicry

it's misdirected

your voice inflected

for maximum sympathy

niagara falls

romantic getaway for lovers of all creeds

they're all agreed

impressive indeed

till the falls stall before me

the rain just falls off of me

the tears just fall off of me

'cause i'm waterproof

i'm waterproof

and nothing of a liquid nature's gonna mess with me

the rain just falls off of me

the tears just fall off of me

'cause i'm waterproof

i'm waterproof

water

water everywhere

but not a drop on me

the rain just falls off of me

the tears just fall off of me

'cause i'm waterproof

i'm waterproof

and nothing of a liquid nature's gonna mess with me

the rain just falls off of me

the tears just fall off of me

'cause i'm waterproof

i'm waterproof

water

water everywhere

but not a drop on me

water

water everywhere

but not a drop on me

the skies are starting to cloud up

but that won't slow me down

your eyes are starting to well up

but that won't bring me down

the skies are starting to cloud up

but that won't slow me down

your eyes are starting to well up

but that won't bring me down

bring me down