wave a white flag

take off your shoes

hang up your wings

stack up the chairs

roll up the rug

savor the things that sobriety brings

drain in the last from a jug

but when i hit the bottle

there's no tellin' what i'll do

'cause something deep inside me wants to turn you black and blue

i can't resist you

i can't wait

to twist your loving arms till you capitulate

beat me in the kitchen

and i'll beat you in the hall

there's nothing i love better than a free for all

to take your pretty neck and see which way it bends

but when it is all over we will still be friends

wave a white flag

put away the pistol

too many people just can't get kissed

but if there's nothin' i can do to make amends

baby

hope you don't murder me

oh

was it all right

or was it okay

i'll make it all up to you someday

oh

but you didn't have to laugh that way

oh

no

you didn't have to laugh that way

wave a white flag

put away the pistol

too many people just can't get kissed

but if there's nothin' i can do to make amends

baby

hope you don't murder me

gee

baby

hope you don't murder me