guess who? did you miss me?
when you walked through the door
you're the one they adore
who could really blame you?
we're the ones who made you!
now pop a little zantac for antacid if you can
you're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
how does it feel: is it fantastic
well look at all the massive masses in the stands
i think kim kardashian's a man
just 'cause he asked to put his hands
on her massive gluteus maximus again
squeeze it then squash it then pass it to a friend
can he come back as nasty as he can?
he does not mean to lesbian offend
please come back to seein' men
when you walked through the door
you're the one they adore
who could really blame you?
we're the ones who made you!
look at the more women to torture
walk up to the cutest girl and charlie-horse her
but what's ellen degeneres
have that i don't? are you tellin' me tenderness?
well i can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
give me my ventolin inhaler and two xenadrine
and i'll invite sarah palin out to dinner then