we your dearest friends
simon, carly
are having dinner without you
we're witty and we use it to be vicious
it wouldn't look suspicious
don't really care if you have needs
are trivial by your standards
we make fun of how you sing
and then we imitate your speech
you say we like to slander
but we won't reel you out too far
we've bonded here in faithlessness
to undermine your happiness
toying with your paranoia
everything you do annoys us
you bought us all those gifts
you liked to make us think
of everything you say and do
`cause it can and will be used