weasel stomping day

faces filled with joy and cheer

what a magical time of year

howdy ho! it's weasel stomping day

put your viking helmet on

spread that mayonnaise on the lawn

don't you know it's weasel stomping day

all the little girls and boys

love that wonderful crunching noise

you'll know what this day's about

when you stomp a weasel's guts right out

so

come along and have a laugh

snap their weaselly spines in half

grab your boots and stomp your cares away

hip hip hooray

it's weasel stomping day

people up and down the street

crushing weasels beneath their feet

why we do it

who can say?

but it's such a festive holiday

so let the stomping fun begin

bash their weaselly skulls right in

it's tradition

that makes it okay

hey everyone

it's weasel stomping

we'll have some fun on weasel stomping

put down your gun

it's weasel stomping day

hip hip hooray

it's weasel stomping day

weasel stomping day

hey!