there's no one you can call
but at last there is one person you can call - weed man
i've had dry dates with no weed to smoke
no nothin' when i need to toke
where can i find some shit to puff on
damn i need the kind 'cause it's gettin' tough on me
'cause i'm a lumberjack and tree's
get chopped up and packed up and sold indeed
boatloads of green that you hope will feed
urges for the herbage no worthless seeds
some of your friends desperately seek me
'cause usin' is losing no thc
the pigs always wanna ph me
my kush hits harder than some ghb
but some of these swine wanna hit off mine
call me and all hail the weed man"