everywhere
i see them there
i stop and stare at patterns
i don't care
i must declare
i've got a flair for patterns
on my hair
the clothes i wear
my savoir faire is patterns
all i see is patterns
the patterns that repeat
let's go into the bathroom
i know we're in a room where you would not expect much math
usually you're in here for a shower or a bath
but if you gaze upon the floor
and if you're kinda smart
you'll see the repetition is like geometric art
wow
haha
look
everywhere
i see them there
i stop and stare at patterns
i don't care
i must declare
i've got a flair for patterns
on my hair
the clothes i wear
my savoir faire is patterns
all i see is patterns
the patterns that repeat
hey!
a polkameister like myself never has to be bored
i just grab my ax and play some patterns on my keyboard
now's the time for earplugs if you care about your health
so stand back
everybody
i'm gonna express myself
look at this
patterns
i've got blisters on my fingers
woo
hey
aw
get down
yeah
help me
somebody
woo
still there? okay
next time you find yourself at an exciting polka party
you can make some patterns with your feet and with your body
if you don't know the steps yet
here's the gang with all the answers
ladies and gentlemen
introducing
the weird al" polka dancers