whoa
yeah!
you've got a 65 chevy malibu
with automatic drive
a custom paint job too
i'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow
and a slightly-used sombrero
and i'll even throw in a stapler
if you insist
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i'm on craigslist
baby
come on
yeah
well
we shared a quick glance saturday at the mall
i never took a chance
never approached you at all
you were a blonde half-asian with a bad case of gas
i was wearin' red speedos and a hockey mask
come on
let's find that love connection that we missed
on craigslist
yeah
craigslist
come on
i'm on craigslist
baby
maybe you are too
bee bomp a chonk a donk bim bang boo
an open letter to the snotty barista
at the coffee bean on san vicente boulevard: i know there were 20 people behind me in line
but i was on a cell phone call with my mother
didn't you see me hold up my index finger?
that means i'll order my soy decaf hazelnut latte in just a couple minutes
so what's with the attitude
lady?
no tip for you
got a trash can of styrofoam peanuts
you can have em for free
you can drop by on the weekend and pick em up from me
but the trash can ain't part of the deal
only givin' you the peanuts
get real
don't have no hefty bags
so bring your own
don't bug me with questions on the phone
don't ask for help
don't waste my time
and don't complain
cause they won't cost you a dime
just ask yourself
do you want my styrofoam peanuts?
you can have my styrofoam peanuts
do you want my styrofoam peanuts?
you can have 'em all
they're on craigslist
yeah
craigslist
oh baby
come on
i'm on craigslist
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i'm on craigslist
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craigslist now
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