i don't care
if you wreck my car or shave off all my hair
you can go
and run your vacuum during my favorite show
and i'll let you call up folks in europe you don't even know
anything you want
babe
if it makes you happy
but i'm begging you down on my bended knees
oh
honey
please don't wear those shoes
you can spend my money
you can waste my time
baby
i don't mind
but please don't wear those shoes
don't wear those shoes
it's alright
you can play your twisted sister every night
i suppose
you can lick the middle out of my oreos
or start laughing while you're drinking milk so it comes out your nose
and you know i'd do anything to please you
but i'm begging you down on my bended knees
oh
honey
please don't wear those shoes. you can spit in my face in you're so inclined
baby
i don't mind
but please don't wear those shoes
oh
no.oh
no.oh
no
don't wear those shoes
i said oh
no.oh
no.oh
no
please don't wear those. use my razor to shave your legs
and eat crackers in bed
stomp the poodle 'til it's flat
you can even shove a six-inch railroad spike through my head
i can learn to live with that
but now i'm begging you down on my bended knees
oh
honey
please
don't wear those shoes
you can whip me
beat me
rob me blind
baby
i don't mind
but please don't wear those. i said oh
no.oh
no.oh
no
don't wear those shoes
i said oh
no.oh
no.oh
no
don't wear those shoes
you can scratch up my records
you can drink my booze
but baby
please don't wear those shoes
you can make me an offer i can't refuse
but darling
please don't wear those shoes
you can play your bongos while i'm trying to snooze
but honey
please don't wear those shoes
you can expose yourself on the six o' clock news
but please
please don't wear those shoes