when i was a little boy
and my mother would call my name
she'd say i had to be in the house by seven
but i'd stay out late at night
and when i'd finally get back in
oh
i know she'd hit me
she'd hit me
she'd sit me on her knees and whip me
oh
she'd hit me with a rock
she'd whip me with a rock
oh baby
she'd hit me
she'd hit me
hit me
hit me
hit me
and when i was grown to be a man
the minute the boss would call my name
and say i had to be in the office by seven
i'm a constipated man
and when i'd finally get back in
oh
my boss'd hit me
he'd hit me
he'd tie me to a chair and whip me
oh he'd hit me with a rock
he'd whip me with a rock
oh baby
he'd hit me
he'd hit me
hit me
hit me
hit me
when i was grown to be president
the minute the congress'd call my name
and said some papers had to be signed by thursday
i'd fly away to pakistan
and the second that i'd get back home
oh
i know they'd hit me
they'd hit me
with leather and chains they'd whip me
oh
they'd hit me with a rock
they'd whip me with a rock
oh baby
they'd hit me. they'd hit me
hit me
hit me
hit me
hit me
hit me
hit me
they'd hit me
hit me
hit me
hit me
yah yah yah yah yah yah
ow
whaddaya doin' to me
get away from me
wait a minute
hold it
i think he's dead
let's leave
let's get out of here
man