melanie

Singer: weird al yankovic

me-he-he-helanie

what can the problem be

sweet me-he-he-he-helanie

why won't you go out with me

she lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the gilmore building

i saw her in the shower reaching for some soap

i knew she had to be the girl for me

and to think i probably never would have found her

if i hadn't bought that telescope

oh

me-he-he-helanie

what can the problem be

sweet me-he-he-he-helanie

why won't you go out with me

i just can't understand it

why won't you return my phone calls

are you still mad i gave a mohawk to your cat

if you'd just say the word

i'm certain that our love would last forever and ever

or are you too dumb to realize that

me-he-he-helanie

what can the problem be

sweet me-he-he-he-helanie

why won't you go out with me

how can you ignore me when you know that i can't live without you

i have to go through your garbage just to learn more about you

melanie

ooh

oh sweet me-he-he-helanie

why won't you go out with me

you weren't impressed when i tattooed your name across my forehead

you wouldn't listen when i promised to be true

i couldn't stand it so i jumped out from the sixteenth story window

right above you

now i may be dead but i still love you

me-he-he-helanie

what can the problem be

sweet me-he-he-he-helanie

why won't you go out with me

me-he-he-helanie

what can the problem be

sweet me-he-he-he-helanie

why won't you go out with me

i'm singin' me-he-he-helanie

what can the problem be

sweet

sweet me-he-he-he-helanie

why won't you go out with me

i'm singin' me-he-he-helanie

what can the problem be

sweet me-he-he-he-helanie

why won't you go out with me

i'm singin' me-he-he-helanie

what can the problem be

sweet me-he-he-he-helanie

why won't you go out with me