once
not very long ago
i was respected
i was popular
but now i hang my head in shame
my life is filled with such regret
a bad mistake i can't forget
and now i'll never be the same
ringtone
why did i buy this stupid ringtone?
i just can't imagine now what i was thinking at all
my friends all stare at me whenever i get a call
well
everybody
everybody
everybody in the world really hates my ringtone
when my phone goes off at work
i look like the biggest jerk
total strangers wanna slap me around
when it's ringin' on the terrace
my neighbors get embarrassed
they're beggin' me to move outta town
well
it made my wife so sick
she smashed my iphone with a brick
but i had it fixed
and now it's just fine
it's a pain
i sure don't need it
and i probably should delete it
but for me that would be crossin' the line
'cause i hate to waste a buck ninety nine
hey
i paid good money for this. ringtone
why did i buy this stupid ringtone?
i just can't imagine now what i was thinking at all
my friends all stare at me whenever i get a call
well
everybody
everybody
everybody in the world really hates my ringtone
ringtone
ringtone
ahh
ooh
chinese factory workers
muslim women in burqas
starvin' kids in angola
even folks with ebola
all the nuns and nannies
all the pakistanis
everyone on the land
everyone on the sea
every single person everywhere unanimously
everybody
everybody
everybody in the whole wide world really hates my
ringtone. ringtone. ringtone. ringtone. ringtone. ringtone.