tmz

you're sort of famous

a minor celebrity

and so it only makes sense

the world would be

obsessed with every

single thing you do

they're running 'round

with their camcorders in the night

they're lurking patiently

and hoping that they just might

see something real embarrassing

you do

the bad hair day and sweat-stained t-shirt

that's the story that

they are gonna feature

with exclusive pics

of your flabby behind

you think you're all alone

but that's right when you'll find

a bunch of paparazzi

popping out of nowhere

cameras in your face

and then suddenly

you're on tmz

you're on tmz

following you

when you're walking down the street

and asking stupid questions

while you're trying to eat

so you cover your face

thinking to yourself

hey