they see me mowin'
my front lawn
i know they're all thinking
i'm so white n' nerdy
think i'm just too white n' nerdy
think i'm just too white n' nerdy
can't you see i'm white n' nerdy
look at me i'm white n' nerdy!
i wanna roll with-
the gangsters
but so far they all think
i'm too white n' nerdy
think i'm just too white n' nerdy
think i'm just too white n' nerdy
i'm just too white n' nerdy
really
really white n' nerdy
first in my class here at m.i.t. got skills
i'm a champion of d&d
mc escher that's my favorite mc
keep your 40
i'll just have an earl grey tea
my rims never spin to the contrary
you'll find that they're quite stationary
all of my action figures are cherry
stephen hawking's in my library
my myspace page is all totally pimped out
got people begging for my top 8 spaces
yo i know pi to a thousand places
ain't got no grills but i still wear braces
i order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
i'm a whiz at minesweeper i can play for days
once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
my fingers movin' so fast i'll set the place ablaze
there's no killer app i haven't run
at pascal
well
i'm number 1
do vector calculus just for fun
i ain't got a gat but i got a soldering gun
happy days" is my favourite theme song