welcome 2 the country

you ain't from around here

are ya?

well. i just got one question

are you country enough?

welcome to the country

baby!

rowdy son of a bitch

big boss of the backwoods

king of the sticks

welcome to the country

baby!

call me billy the kid

cowboy of the backroads

shoot from the hip

we so c-o-u-n-t-r-y

so c-o-u-n-t-r-y

we so c-o-u-n-t-r-y

so c-o-u-n-t-r-y

welcome to the country!

big ass country boy straight up out the backwood

keep a gang of kinfolk always up to no good

wild ass

white trash

homegrown hippie

sippin' pokey brown

choppin' heads off of chickens

field party bonfire

yeah damn skippy

got the whole holler with me

if you want it

come get it

let me lift up that pickup

roll up that thick skunk

hit the mud pits

we about to get this bitch stuck

we so country

from my head right down to my toes

we so country

if you ain't from around here then we gotta know

well. are ya

punk?

welcome to the country

baby!

rowdy son of a bitch

big boss of the backwoods

king of the sticks

welcome to the country

baby!

call me billy the kid

cowboy of the backroads

shoot from the hip

we so c-o-u-n-t-r-y

so c-o-u-n-t-r-y

we so c-o-u-n-t-r-y

so c-o-u-n-t-r-y

welcome to the country!

from the sticks to the bricks

country to the city

i been known to keep it shitty

real homegrown gritty

you can ask lil nitty 'cause the bushes boys did it

back before it was cool to sip 'shine in the city

now it's kinda funny cause everybody wit' it

buncha camouflage crickets who swear they done did it

i'm a hustle

go get it

cop it

go flip it

die for everything i love

real country livin'

get it!

we so country

from my head right down to my toes

we so country

if you ain't from around here then we gotta know

go ahead. make my day

welcome to the country

baby!

rowdy son of a bitch

big boss of the backwoods

king of the sticks

welcome to the country

baby!

call me billy the kid

cowboy of the backroads

shoot from the hip

we so c-o-u-n-t-r-y

so c-o-u-n-t-r-y

we so c-o-u-n-t-r-y

so c-o-u-n-t-r-y

welcome to the country!

we got the good

bad

the ugly

we got dolly and patsy

we got chesney and willie

we got george

hank

and twitty

and if you ain't fine with that we can take it out back

in the words of johnny cash

you can kiss my country ass"