welcome to myspace

myspace.com

yes!

password

fuck here we go!

yes! inbox

friends

yes

ads

blogs! i love this world! myspace!

the devil is the internet

and yes i am convinced of this

ever since i got up on this bitch

my fingers won't let me get off of it

i thought i had it under control but

no i didn't

now i'm a myspace basshead and

yes

i'm addicted

don't laugh at it

i'm a crack addict

and no doubt my whole camp's at it

such a bad habit

i don't even leave the house

goddamn tom

i used to have a life with a job

now i'm just eating cereal reading what people write in their blogs

checking my comments to see if anyone left one

did they?

oh no

but

she's pretty

ugh

i'm just gonna check one

it's like layers and layers and once you start you can't leave it

cause everyone's so pretty and there's a whole lot of cleavage

some girl's just show their booty so you don't even gotta see 'em

but that doesn't mean player that you should go out and meet 'em

cause photoshop can be a very misleading tool and when you meet her she's 62 and looks like a dude