welcome to tally hall

welcome to marvin's marvellous mechanical museum

known from coast to coast like butter and toast

from inland to finland

uluru to peru

no other place is continued in the united states

or other environments of the world

welcome

can i get a t?

and if you hit me with the a l l y

then you'd see why

the hall is here for y'all

the mini mall is calling us all in

so kids

pack up your mom's car

back up the windstar

kick it in drive and arrive at the mega mart

slide the side hatch with pride 'cause your ties match

on booty duty like your name was eddie thatch

w w t h d

we like to kick it at the university

but all work and no play makes us crazy

so we jump in the bumping suv

hit the street get the sweet tunes on

do a donut on your momma's front lawn

and sooner than you know

you found the rock'n'roll show

at the tizzy hizzy we'll be gone

we're in the mini mall

working the carnival

we like to play it all

welcome to tally hall

who's to blame?"