well, sir

in this lonely bar

i'm glad that you sat down beside me

like your company

like your drinks and all the rest

don't feel much like talkin' 'bout this dream that's been denied me

but as you say

it might be well to get it off my chest

well

sir

there's really not too much to tell

sir

i took one look at him and fell

sir

and i am doing not so well

sir

well

sir

i'd like to crawl back in my shell

sir

but i'm completely in his spell

sir

i think you understand me well

sir

feelin' sorry for myself

i know it's wrong

of this i am aware

might as well feel sorry for myself

for i'm the only one around to care

well

sir

i guess that's all there is to tell

sir

and so before i say farewell

sir

make mine another scotch and seltzer

another scotch and seltzer