i- i'm a clone of bieber wear oversized sneakers and sing into mirrors. and my- my government grew me in a laboratory to become the next big teen hearthrob. everything's looking good next we should test out how he performs the hook!
now i'm outside
my friends are dancing like tools. see a black guy
and high five him so that i look cool. chasing a broad acting like i am in love. singing a song that sounds twenty years old and also my hat is dumb. who is this scum?
why are you walking away? i guess you must be gay
'cause i'm fucking perfect
bitch. no
it's because you look 9
and i hope you realize that this song sounds just like bye bye bye. everyting's looking great
with austin. wait
who is that?
oh shit it's justin. this needs to stop. crap he found us this is bad. you think you're hot
but you don't even wear drop crotch pants
justin piss off
i'm the new you kiss my ass
that's the last straw
i challenge you to a swag match
ok it's on! swag swag swag swag swag. like donkey kong! swag swag swag swag swag swag swag. what the hell is happening?
their egos are colliding
it is causing an earthquake we need to deactivate.