what women want

studies show that ladies like a man with a guitar

but i don't wanna learn guitar cause i heard it hard. but i can learn how to hold it and move my hands

just enough so you might think that i might be in a band. bwaw bwaw bwaw bwaw

bwaw bwaw bwaw bwaw bwaw bwaw bwaw bwaw bwaw

bwaw bwaw bwaw bwaw bwaw bwaw bwaw bwaw bwaw bwaw bwaw bwaw. that's what women want. i don't play the saxophone but i heard it nevers fails

for a women to love a sax playing man

so i bought one at a yard sale. it looks incredibly complicated with all these moving parts

but all i gotta do is move my fingers and throw back my head to speak to your heart. that's what women want. i don't technically have a job

but i've heard the ladies like

a man that doesn't live at home and drives a car instead of a bike. so

i carjacked this convertible and shoplifted this suit

and i know it impresses you when i'm driving and talking on my bluetoo. ooooooth. (no

no

no

i already have a meeting at 3

but you know what? go ahead and schedule it. i'll take it from the office and the other one from skype. but

i still gotta make my racquetball game at 3:10.)

that's what women want. i don't have the capacity to feel emotions for others

because i'm a sociopath

i never knew my mother. but

i've learned how to mimic human feeling and make women think that i care. i find it goes a long way to just tell a girl you like her hair. hi

how are you. i absolutely love being with you. you smell nice. you make me the happiest man in the world. you can trust me. that's what women want. that's what the ladies like. that's what chicks dig. that's what females prefer. that's what honeys desire. that's what babes fancy. that's what girls are into to. that's what women want.