whatever i like

chris webby

i do whatever i like

they tell me i can't

then i'll put up a hell of a fight

because i do whatever i like

whatever i want

and we gon' have a hell of night

i'm a motherfuckin' headcase

so do not get in the way

i do what i like

so you should do whatever i say

my fanbase all organic

ain't no chemical spray

just like the weed up in my paper

only medical grade

with these rap bars

webby's like a son of ragnar

travel mad far 'til my vikings show up in your backyard

battleaxe and bow and arrow

hatchet cuttin' bone from marrow

shotty got me lookin' like donkey kong when i hold the barrels

i'm on a road

apparel

but i am the pearl though

there i go

where others wouldn't dare to go

big bad wolf of the underground

blowin' down you place

until i got each one of you little piggies up on a plate

in the form of pork chops

and i ain't talking doug funnie's pet

i'm sayin' i'ma eat you motherfuckers

better come correct

catchin' bodies like a bounty hunter

call me boba fett

makin' all you baby yodas sweat

maybe that is why-

i do whatever i like

they tell me i can't

then i'll put up a hell of a fight

because i do whatever i like

whatever i want

and we gon' have a hell of night

because i do whatever i like

because i do whatever i like

i'll be spittin' on this mic until it's over and done

or until i get a boner and cum

you see

i've grown to become

such a beast

they don't provoke me; they run

my brain's numb

like the feeling rubbing coke on my gums

i'm acting irrational

and busting in your wifey's vaginal

breaking in your condo and smashing all of your valuables

actual-ly

i'm a certified g

when it comes to killing beats

you gotta ask jp

think i'm lying? then watch me slide in with perfect timing

i only take my shots when i be sniping

taking joey biden skydiving

and kick him out the chopper with no parachute just to watch him fail at flying

and when he hit the ground

i'll be laughing out loud

time to make a dick joke from my mushroom cloud

teachers always said that i need to tone it the fuck down"