whatever i like
chris webby
then i'll put up a hell of a fight
because i do whatever i like
and we gon' have a hell of night
i'm a motherfuckin' headcase
so you should do whatever i say
just like the weed up in my paper
webby's like a son of ragnar
travel mad far 'til my vikings show up in your backyard
battleaxe and bow and arrow
hatchet cuttin' bone from marrow
shotty got me lookin' like donkey kong when i hold the barrels
but i am the pearl though
where others wouldn't dare to go
big bad wolf of the underground
until i got each one of you little piggies up on a plate
in the form of pork chops
and i ain't talking doug funnie's pet
i'm sayin' i'ma eat you motherfuckers
catchin' bodies like a bounty hunter
makin' all you baby yodas sweat
then i'll put up a hell of a fight
because i do whatever i like
and we gon' have a hell of night
because i do whatever i like
because i do whatever i like
i'll be spittin' on this mic until it's over and done
or until i get a boner and cum
they don't provoke me; they run
like the feeling rubbing coke on my gums
and busting in your wifey's vaginal
breaking in your condo and smashing all of your valuables
when it comes to killing beats
think i'm lying? then watch me slide in with perfect timing
i only take my shots when i be sniping
taking joey biden skydiving
and kick him out the chopper with no parachute just to watch him fail at flying
and when he hit the ground
i'll be laughing out loud
time to make a dick joke from my mushroom cloud
teachers always said that i need to tone it the fuck down"