wheee!

ridin in a drop top 'vette doing ninety

front seat fresh ho

no five-oh behind me

i know it is a fat house party

so yo bust the def left

rich baby's parents went away for the weekend

oooh

there's plenty of freaks left

and there's gonna be freakin

the house party's peakin

so i'm sneakin upstairs with a fresh stunt

grabbed the rump

pushed the stunt in the closet

sparked the blunt

humped the rump

puffed the blunt

bust a nut aahhh! oohwee

boss says it's cool to come to work when you can make it

halle berry lyin in your bed butt-stankin naked

the deck is on me

here's some more condoms i think i wanna gee

she said

my friend it makes me wanna sing mememememe

boss says it's cool to come to work when you can make it

halle berry sittin in your bed butt-stankin naked

you know what i'm saying

ay

i just gotta scream

wheee!

ha-ha-ha

i chuckle to myself

that's the way i feel

you wanna know the scoop?

when you're getting up

you're on your way to school

and then you find out

that it's a holiday

tank is on full

the sun is in the sky

so you drop the top

it's time get out

kind of how it is when you kick eight bars

and not rhyme once and still sound fly

wheee

peekin at the smith girl

sneakin out the backdoor

leapin in the neighbour's pool naked

story uhm

ahh

errr

i scream

i

join in skinny dip swimming

shakin when the wind blows

swan dive

ha ha ha

errr

ummm

ah

fuck it!

whoopsy daisy

as she busts my eyes close

excuse the pitch if i slip and my rhyme's slow

but i got a feelin ho is appealin

i'm sittin underground but my head is to the ceiling

ooooh

i got a freak on the way

she wants to come i'mma make her stay

wheee! cause the girl love's to geeee

especially when it comes to cleeeee

and when i bust a nut i'll say whee

hee-hee

um

yeah

smooth's havin fun cause he's got his flow on

call me a freak jack-in-the-box

yeah i'll go on

a tight skirt and a tail makin crazy mail

in living colour

gumbo from my mother

roller coaster

toast

jam

martin lawrence skins when i slam

spill a fat drink like a gobstopper

when you see me in a club you know i'll holla

in comes three times when i nut

put my dick in her butt

walked on her cunt

i sneeze

made her jump

let me tell it

put my finger in her ass

let her smell it

close the door

pretend i'm takin a shit

but i really got my toes pointed

hand on my dick

i'm sick

i got the flu

but i'll still kiss you till you smell like

doodoo! my ass is soggy

my drawers are wet

they're kinda foggy

i can't see a thing

i feel like a big fat

bing! bong! ding! dong!

i got camel humps on my back

i got bald head butt corduroy calluses all on my hand

i smell like

uh

the bee gees band

damn

that shit was wack!

i'm snugglin in the arms of a fresh stunt

bosoms in my grill

peepin benny hill with a fat blunt

john madden football

a fat hit off the beadie

doggystyle behind the bed and still can see the tv

silly cartoons is getting watched

like juju i think i see the blootch

boom! my mistake

it was 'de boom'

bust in on my man in the next room

wheee! fuck you

johnny

the spoon-fed apple jacks in bed room

fresh freak with the ice cubes and a lot of headroom

a dope ho strip show with all the girls we know

i won't kiss the feet if the girlie's got cheese toes

clee won't leave me alone

i'm five gees

gone

wheee

cleee.