when i kissed the teacher

everybody screamed when i kissed the teacher

and they must have thought they dreamed when i kissed the teacher

all my friends at school

they had never seen the teacher blush

she looked like a fool

nearly petrified 'cause she was taken by surprise

when i kissed the teacher

couldn't quite believe her eyes

when i kissed the teacher

my whole class went wild

as i held my breath the world stood still

but then she just smiled

smiled i was in the seventh heaven

when i kissed the teacher

what a mad day

ah ah ah

now i see everything in a different light

what a mad day

i was up in the air

and she taught me a lesson alright

i was in a trance

when i kissed the teacher

suddenly i took the chance

when i kissed the teacher

leaning over me

she was trying to explain the laws of geometry

and i couldn't help it

i just had to kiss the teacher

what a mad day

now i see everything in a different light

what a mad day

i was up in the air

and she taught me a lesson alright

what a crazy day

when i kissed the teacher

all my sense had flown away

when i kissed the teacher

my whole class went wild

as i held my breath

the world stood still

but then she just smiled i was in the seventh heaven

when i kissed the teacher

when i kissed the teacher

when i kissed the teacher

when i kissed the teacher

when i kissed the teacher