when you wish upon a fag

caution can be harmful to your heart and to your health

you can never be quite sure so find out for yourself

one more silly millimeter more to forest lawn

well it doesn't taste just like it should

and your cough will soon be gone

but when your bass player's flat and your drummer drags

i bet you wish you had a fag

take the country out of town

but don't tattoo your throat

coffin nails have pounded you

might just have missed the boat

save the coupons

walk a mile

your lungs are getting tanned

well nothing else that you can use is legal on the stand

when your bass player's flat and your drummer drags

i bet you wish you had a fag

caution can be harmful to your heart and to your health

you can never be quite sure so find out for yourself

'cause when your bass player's flat and your drummer drags

i bet you wish you had a fag

i wish you had a fag

whoa a long

skinny one to smoke alone

whoa whoa whoa oh oh oh oh

take it easy

take it easy

you got to take it easy