where's rebecca bunch?

a scandal has rocked the village of west covina!

a woman's life was ruined and now no one's seen her!

the town is all atwitter

'cause the whole town is on twitter

posing a question that's never-ending

in the form of a hashtag that's been trending

where's rebecca bunch?

where's rebecca bunch?

is she out to brunch?

no

then where's rebecca bunch?

she's always been insecure

but now she's been rejected by josh chan

so where's rebecca bunch

but also

where's a woman's pride without her man?

there's gossip going on from riverside to encino

encino!

of the jewish chick who got dumped by the ripped filipino

filipino!

think of all the beautiful china on her registry

now it will never be on a shelf

i wonder how she's feeling

since josh sent her reeling

if i were her

i'd kill myself!

you're fired again

george

son of a. where's rebecca bunch?

where's rebecca bunch?

i have a hunch!

yeah?

no

i just like the rhyme

we've been asking the same question

since this trail of woe began

hashtag where's rebecca bunch?

no! where's a woman's pride without her man?

who am i now? what will i be?

my reason for living has abandoned me

i can't stay here forever

but i also can't bear

going back to my life

facing pity and stares

i said josh chan must be destroyed!"