a grizzled face from the days of my youth
taught me to behave in a manner uncouth
somebody tell me where the hell is zog?
together we dove into oceans of war
hacking and whacking through trenches of gore
spewed death and hatred from a golden battle barge
wherever zog is living i'm sure that he's living large
on the world scumdoggir i first met general zog
on his way from burning the satanic synagogue
processions of his captive slaves were part of his great booty
he took them to the emperor
the lore of war was part of the vernacular
i was one of many who begged to join his fell legion
they wouldn't take just anyone
unless you were norwegian!
i mounted the great porno-cow
i ritually defiled myself
and signed the captains log
finally brought before zog
he slathered me with piss
draining his bowels took several years
and not did one drop miss
there came a hellish glow
it wasn't love or hate you see
i was hard to win his praise
despite each bloody victory
no matter how many i slew he always was a dick to me
but nothing suck-ceeds like suck-cess so i got straight to work
torching worlds and acting like a jerk
the war we waged destroyed the suns and left the planets flattened
simply put it was the worst thing that had ever happened
sporting a great erection!
his war0skill was notorious
we don't need to succeed so we don't even try
just lords and masters of all we survey. it could not be more clear
a bleeding and bloated and bloody harvest of entrails
squirming from my dick-slit
they look like shell-less snails!