whore! where are you?!

Singer:adam sandler

whore! you get out here! you hear me? you get your whore ass out here!

whore?! i don't need this today

whore! do not defy me

whore! show me your whore face or your really gonna be in for it!

all right

that's it

whore! i'm coming after you! i'm tired of your whore bullshit!

are you in. the bedroom? whore? no! not in the bedroom. i bet the whore is in. the guest room. no whore! maybe there's a whore under the guest bed.?

what?! no whore again! well

then

where the fuck is the whore?! whore!

you meet me in the living room! i'm not fuckin' around anymore

whore!

i'm counting to three! one. two. where the fuck are you!? bitch

whore! that's it! three!. whore

whatever i did

i'm sorry. i take it all back

whore. come on

whore

i'll take the swing dance class with you. i was in a bad mood when you asked!

now what? yes?

how you doin'?

fine

can i help you?

i have a fedex here for miss. carochy?

oh

i don't think she's here right now. all right

well

you wanna sign for it?

ah

definitely. uh. uh

what do i do?

what do you do? ah. you write your name right here. i'm not used to signin' for stuff. the whore usually takes care of all that kind of bullshit. i see. well. i don't know where she is! ya know

it's not like the whore disappeared without leavin' a note like that. uh. i'm not sure who you're talkin' about. that's no biggie. but

hey

if you do see the whore

you tell to come home

she'll get what's coming to her. okay. hey

you have a good one

huh?

yeah

you too

sure. fuckin' fedex. who's mailing shit to the whore? that's what i wanna know. god damn whore gettin' overnight mail. i'm not gonna open it. i don't want the whore callin' me a snoop or sum shit. where are you?! whore?!

hi babe!

where the hell were you

whore?! i was freaking out over here!

i went to the bank. i saw carol and we had coffee

uh. wha? oh! how is carol?

she's okay. she's dealing with a lot of crap right now with the divorce. that's the tough. thing. you would never want to divorce me

right

whore?

no! and would you stop calling me whore? it was fun last night

let's just keep it in the bedroom

yes! i mean

sorry about that

tina. oh! i got a fedex for you! i signed for it and everything!

oh

thanks. just leave it over there

i'll open it later. definitely! you open it whenever you want! it's your fedex!

oh

one more thing. i forgot to pick up sum diet soda for the girls

they're coming over later. could you go to the store for me now?

no problem

tina

thanks

sweetie. i'm gonna go take a shower. really! cause. uh. maybe i could come take shower with you.?

no. no. they're gonna be here soon

all right. sum other time

though

okay?

next time's good. i'll go get the soda

tina. see you in a bit

huh?

okay

bye! don't take too long

okay

bye bye. look at that bird. stupid bird

get your ass out of here! fucking whore bird just shit on me! god damn whore bird! you'll get yours! now i need a tissue! he fucking shit on me! he's the one who should get a tissue! bitch!