wiggle parody

Singer:bart baker

hey yo' jason

wake yo' ass up

we got a video to shoot today

awww shit

but i got no lyrics

i was so busy sleeping with all these girls' that i forgot to write words for my own song!

man you one dumbass muthafucka!

wait

i got it

i'll make a whole song about big fat butts

and i'll call it wiggle

dude that is pitiful

that's the best i could do

hip hop music is screwed

schwing!

i've had like seventeen top ten hits

but most people still don't know me from shit

wait hold the hell up you aren't chris brown?

no i'm jason derulo

who?

i'm out!

hot damnit

who ate my damn ham sandwhich

that might the worst lyric

ever written in music

snoop quit spying on all the young girl butts

but i'm a pervizzle

love the way they jiggle

think my little pickle

has grown into a missle

that's disgusting!

i'm almost halfway through this dumb song

why the hell did you bring snoop dog along

he hasn't done shit but act like a creep

he's here cause he's much more famous than me

you're skinny

don't pot heads get the munchies

hell yeah

did you eat my ham sandwich?

hell no

are you anorexic?

and will you sing this part cause my lyrics suck?

fashizzle dizzle jizzle

those ain't word imbecile

they are words my nizzle

check the dictionizzle

schwing!

my raps are so lame lately

cause i'm lazy

rap on any piece of shit pop song

long as you pay me

check these ho's they couldn't be hotter

just so

sad they young enough to be my grand daughters

pedo

completely sold out long ago

about a billion bongs ago

that's why i rap on crap like this

i'm so high i don't even know

cliche spewin's what i'm doing

no integrity

used to be a gangsta

now i'm just a joke that's not funny

who's that jailbird?

i'm chris brown

he's chris brown

he's chris brown

he's chris brown

you straight up jacked

my look and sound

his look and sound

look and sound

look and sound

are you here to start a fight?

i fight women

i don't fight guys

stop this song right now or we'll kick your butt's!

oh shit it's the wiggles

this song is crap

you ruined our name dickhole

with this damn track

now when kids search wiggles

they just find ass

massive butt's that jiggle

what's wrong with that?

wiggle

wiggle

wiggle

damn baby you got a bright future behind you!