i am the best

church! church! church! church!

i am the best

no one else is any better

maybe they're as good

but that's still a tie for the best

no one else is me

i'm the best round guy in the universe

maybe there's a cube out there that could be pretty good

but i haven't met him yet

we don't hang out

so there

sing along with me now

i am the best

i am the best

back me up aliens

i am the big dog

top of the line

numero uno

man listen

i'm the illest orb you know

the god of the orbs

and church is the name

nobody's better and i know you feel the same

i'm so rare

i'm floating through the air

that all the other orbs ain't even in my atmosphere

they know to clear the way when the best come through

because i'm just the best and there's nothing they can do

uhn

many tried

but just can't beat me

they all say it's hard but to me it's rather easy

to do what i do

better than the rest

takes four words

i am the best!"