sarge's blues

simmons

give me a phat beat

well

i got the blues

in a headlock

i got the blues

in my shotgun sight

well

i got the blues

they can't get away

gonna make those dirty blues say their last goodnight

then they'll be taking a dirt nap

well

i got the blues

they're a bunch of dirtbags

i got the blues

but i got good aim

well

i got the blues

they won't leave me alone

got a shotgun shell for each one with their name

i might've misspelled caboose

yeehaw!

down home

lopez

hop in the jeep

put the pedal to the metal

and we'll tear across the canyon

while i'm yelling like a rebel

we may not have a tank

but you can take it to the bank

that i'm the soldier of this boulder

i've got the highest rank

and i intend to use it

i hereby order you to boogie

not you

donut

nobody wants to see that

i got the blues

right where i want them

i got the blues

but i got grif

too

i got the blues

stuck in this canyon so long

that sometimes i don't know just what to do

oh wait

yes i do; shoot them!

heheh

blues

you just got sarge'd