well did you evah

Singer: williams, robbie

robbie: i have heard among this clan

you are called a forgotten man

jon: is that what they're sayin'?

well

did you evah!

what a swell party this is!

robbie: and have you heard the story of

a boy

a girl

unrequited love?

jon: sounds like pure soap opera

robbie: i may cry

jon: tune in tomorrow

jon: what a swell party this is

what frills

what frocks

robbie: what broads

jon: what furs

what rocks

robbie: they're beautiful

jon: why

i've never seen such gaiety

robbie: neither did i!

jon: it's all just too

too exquis

really

robbie: this french champagne

jon: domestic

robbie and jon: so good for the brain

robbie: that's what i was gonna say!

jon: you know you're a brilliant fellow?

robbie: thank you

jon: drink up

chap. ah

please don't eat that glass

my friend. have you heard about dear blanche?

got run down by an avalanche. robbie: no!

jon: don't worry. she's a game girl

you know. got up and finished fourth. robbie: this kid's got guts. jon: havin' a nice time?

grab a line

robbie: have you heard that mimsy starr

jon: oh

what now?

robbie: she got pinched in the astor bar

jon: sauced again

hey?

robbie: she was stoned!

jon: well

did you evah?

robbie: never!

robbie and jon: what a swell party this is!

jon: hey

check out that dress?

robbie: yeah

it's a lovely dress. you think i can talk her out of it?

robbie: it's great

jon: ah

it's great

robbie: it's grand

jon: so grand

jon and robbie: it's wonderland!

jon: we sing

robbie: we sing

jon: so rare

robbie

so rare

jon and robbie: like old camembert

like baba au rhum

jon: ba

ba

ba bum!

robbie: don't dig that kind of crooning

chum!

jon and robbie: have you heard?

it's in the stars

next july we collide with mars

well

did you evah?

what a swell party

a swell party

a swellegant

elegant party this is!

jon: i drink to your health

robbie: nah! let's drink to your wealth

jon: you're my bon ami

robbie: hey

that's french!

jon: liberty

jon and robbie: fraternity

have you heard?

it's in the stars

next july

we collide with mars. well

did you evah?

what a swell party

swell party

swellegant

elegant party this is!