wish i knew a woman

trying to make out with the girls in my school

but they look upon me like i'm some kind of fool

it ain't fair i don't have no luck at all

well

wish i knew a woman - never ever had a ball

what's wrong with me? i still got virginity

guys are driving me mad with all the women they have had

all i got is my hand for satisfaction every night

all the pretty women seem to favor other guys

rod in hand is all i got that ever satisfies

it ain't fair - i don't have no luck at all

well

wish i knew a woman - never ever had a ball

i got my girlie pictures on my bedroom wall

jacking off pretending i'm the lover of them all

never getting further than a kiss on the cheek

checking bedroom windows may be i'll get a peek

i wish i knew a woman - never ever had a ball

what's wrong with me? i still got virginity

guys are driving me mad with all the women they have had

all i got is my hand for satisfaction every night