wish i were born in beverly hills

she looked so sleek and sassy

rolling down rodeo drive

she got her daddy's black corniche

and her tennis pro by her side

and she wants her mother's lover

to exercise her skill

and if she don't score him fast

she knows that her brother will

oh i wish i were born in beverly hills

i swear i couldn't drink half as much as she spills

i want to live it up get my kicks and thrills

be a gigolo lover and send her the bills

she says that she's an actress

just never got a part

now she's a teenage mess

with a burned out gucci heart

she cracked one day at cartier

when things came to a head

they put her trinkets away

and wrapped her up instead

oh i wish i were born in beverly hills

i swear i couldn't drink half as much as she spills

i want to live it up get my kicks and thrills

be a gigolo lover and send her the bills

she bit like a dog and she screamed like hell

you ain't taking me to no padded cell