wives and girlfriends

well i love my wives and my girlfriends

may they never meet

may they never know each other

when they pass on the street

well i migt be a mormon or i might be a heathen or a gambler

i just don't know

but i love my wives and my girlfriends

turn 'em all out and let 'em all go

wife number nine she sure was fine so was number seven

oh

number six still makes me sick so does number eleven

sweet jolene from new orleans showed up there with number five

i got caught with my britches down

and i barely make it out alive

wife number one was a whole lotta fun and number two had

her own deal

wife number three blew out number four

and it was even more unreal

sweet ann-mary from tucson county

had me thinkin' about settlin' down

betty lou and her sister sue came calling

when i hit their town