my homie said that he was going through it
my pops said that he was going through it
my uncle said that he was going through it
even my little cousin going through it
now i'm talking bout my women problems
cause i got me some women problems
i need help with my women problems
cause i got me some women problems
you the one who's actin crazy
catch me dancing with some lady now you talking bout you hat me
in the party drunk and shwayzy trying to punch me over stacy
so loud the crowd hear you cursing over jay-z
now this is for instance the shit that i was talking bout
big mibbs can't go to shindigs without you walking out
at them girls that be eyeing me
trying to see if i'm a be the type to creep
last week i caught you at the mall
after all of this might as well call it quits
cause i never called you bitch
never ever balled my fist
never ever tried to hit you
and it's a understatement if i said you got some issues
quite crying here's a tissue
you swear like i'm against you
you keep this up and i'm a blow the whistle
my girl problems go way before junior high
with some prissy little cutie pie
daniel rejected my fan mail
remember writing letters to quinetta
she would shred em when she get em
the folded letters with the question in the circle box
i was cryin when shania stole my ninja turtle watch
the purple watch it was donatello
elice was cute but the teeth behind her braces was kinda yellow
and i can tell that shanell liked me
the only problem with her ass is she smelled like pee
casey and lacy the twin sisters they was tap dancers
wouldn't let me play math blaster
morgan? well she let me play oregon trail
but her breath had a foreign smell
only talk to courteney when i'm bored as hell
was lying ass cheating ass whore for real
tongueing up different dudes
damn you at this nigga fool
and to this day ain't shit improved
my bad luck with the women got me stuck in dilemmas and
we was going on 3 years this summer
never ever did i see this here coming
seen this would lead me into something
got word that she had a friend she was close with
heard he was quarterback for howard
paranoid i call he back for hours
the phone calls slowing up
her momma say she goin nuts
so i already know what's up
last i heard she was in the campus
when she swore she was going just to get her masters
first plane heading to the campus
where's room one eight two